Take a look at the picture above and ask yourself, “Why are these men running?”
We can’t be sure, but the chances are that they aren’t running from some rabid beast. In fact they likely aren’t running from anything at all. We can infer this from the fact that not only are these gentlemen wearing inappropriate beast-fleeing attire but that the lead character is looking at his watch. All rather mundane, so why, dear reader, have I bothered bringing this to your attention?
For those of you hoping for a surprise beast-chomps-man denouement complete with a graphic YouTube video this blog post […]